Chickens abound in Key West.

I was walking down Applerouth Lane the other day. Applerouth is is a narrow one way side street.

All of a sudden and with a huge clatter, a bunch of chickens came running down the street. Four roosters and two hens. The hens were a couple of feet in front of the roosters and seemed to be running for their lives.

It was sex time. The roosters were horny and were chasing the hens. The hens wanted nothing to do with them. Typical females.

I suspect the hens lost the race. The roosters were bigger and faster. Just like men.

Chickens have a gestation period of 20-22 days. In about three weeks, there will be a number of chickies running around Applerouth Lane.

Did the gym yesterday. With Courtney Aman.The best of the best when it comes to trainers.

Afterwards, I was off to Sears. I have been looking for sneaks. Need a new pair. I am a wide. Could find wide no where. Some one suggested Sears. Sears did have wide.

Diane works the shoe department at Sears. Never mer her before. Quite attractive. We chatted a bit. She has only lived in Key West six months. Came here from northern California. Originally from Long Island.

A good personality. She was born with Key West blood. She will fit right in.

Dinner with Stephanie Kaple last night! I was her guest.

We ate at Outback. I had a real good time. I assume Stephanie did also.

She is young and full of energy. She wants to change the world for the better. Her present employment is with the homeless. Says it all. In fact, she has a Masters degree in such social work.

I suspect we will be dining together again in the future.

I would be remiss if I did not mention that Stephanie is also known as the Island Shoe Girl. She is always in heels. Generally six inch ones. Last night’s were such. Woody would best describe them. Lovely.

I wondered last night as I watched her walk away after dinner how she could maneuver on such high heels. Whatever, she did. Gracefully. With no problem.

Got home early to watch the game of games. Kentucky/Kansas. Hopped in bed just as the game started.

I fell asleep almost immediately. The game was 11-7 at the time. When I woke, it was half time. Oh shit was my muted comment.

I made myself comfortable to watch the second half. Never saw it. I feel asleep again. I found out this morning Kentucky won 67-59. I have no comments or observations concerning the game. I never saw it!

I have my annual physical at 10 this morning. Last week involved the preliminaries. This morning the pushing and prodding.

Enjoy your day!

A quiet Sunday.

Watched the talk shows from the comfort of my bed in the morning. Layed around the pool in the afternoon. Dinner with Lisa and the family in the evening.

The dinner was special. It was Cameron’s birthday. Seventeen years old. One year away from college.

We did Happy Birthday! Enjoyed a chocolate marble cake with thick chocolate frosting. Lisa was the maker of the cake.

Robert and Ally were all excited. They each had made Cameron a present. They each presented their gift to Cameron with pride. Robert and Ally also enjoyed singing Happy Birthday and helping to blow out the candles.

Taylor and Hannah are visiting the Malcom household this week. Taylor is Corey’s cousin. Hannah her girl friend. Both are 17. From Indiana. Nice people. Corey took them to Fort Zachery Taylor beach yesterday. One of them had never seen the ocean.

Then home to bed for me. Mad Men back on TV. Watched it at 10. Love the show! It is set in New York City in the mid 1960s. Involves the advertising world. The people, clothes, hair styles (male and female), speech, attitudes, etc. remind me of back then. The time frame is similar to my first ten years practicing law.

Donna had left a note on my computer last night before going to bed. The girls had been out to the Gardens. Terri sang. They ran into Dick Naselli from Syracuse. They chatted. My name came up. He knew me. Told Donna and Terri how I had saved him millions in a lawsuit back when. They told me he said I “…saved his ass” and spelled out the dollar amount involved to them.

I ran into Dick a few years ago in Key West. He reminded me of the case also and the bucks involved. He was very grateful. I hope I run into him during his present trip to Key West.

Key West’s local newspaper the Citizen had a couple of interesting features yesterday.

The second page left hand column of the Citizen has a reader comment column. Short pointed blurbs called in. The first yesterday regarded the Key West Commission having voted to have the Gay Pride Parade joined with the Veterans’ Day Parade to save money. I thought how stupid. As accepting as Key Westers are, this is carrying it a little too far. Lisa agreed with me.

Then I saw the date on the newspaper. April 1. April Fools’ Day. The Citizen got me!

There was an article in the legitimate news portion concerning paddle boarding. Paddle boarding is a relatively new water sport. Involves a surf board type raft and a light row boat type paddle. Generally the participant stands on the board and paddles about.

There are many paddle boards in Key West. The sport has gone crazy in the past two years. I see at least a dozen a day on the water in front of my home.

The reason for the news article was that there are new safety rules/laws affecting the use of paddle boards. A life jacket and whistle must be attached to the paddle board. Understandable.

Saturday night while watching the Final Four at Don’s Place, I spoke to one of the customers. A person I knew. He was limping. What happened? Fell. Ankle. Broke or sprained? I don’t know. Did you take an x ray? No. The last time I went to the hospital it cost me $22,000. I had no insurance and am still dealing with it.

His final comment on the problem I found profound. He calmly looked at me and said, “…I don’t know why people are against Obamacare.”

Tonight big! Dinner with Island Shoe Girl Stephanie Kaple. I am her guest. Nice.

Then home to bed to watch the college basketball game of the year! Kentucky/Kansas. Alone, of course. Always alone.

Enjoy your day!

It was a new world!

I picked up my new prescription glasses yesterday. Everything bigger. Clearer. Print easier to read.

I waited too long to have my eyes rechecked. Seven years at least.

Spent sometime yesterday with Lisa and the grandkids.

Tom and Tino are two friends. Golfing and bocce buddies, also. They have met Robert and Ally on occasion. The last time two weeks ago when Robert and Ally were on the putting green at the golf course. They are loyal readers of this blog. They read last week that Robert and Ally were hitting golf  balls in the backyard and that I anticiated a broken window.

Tom and Tino bought the grandkids a dozen plastic golf balls. Nice guys! I gave them to Robert and Ally yesterday afternoon. They were thrilled. Wanted to know what clubs to use. I told them their pitching wedges and 5 irons. Worry not. They do not hit their 5 irons 150 yards. More like 15, if they make good contact.

I needed some groceries. Not much. Decided to shop at Albertson’s instead of Publix. Albertson’s carries an ice cream brand that I enjoy and which Publix does not.

Albertson’s has a reputation for being cheaper than Publix. I did not find it so. Maybe a few items. Overall, I found it more expensive.

Let me make the following observation. Whether Albertson’s or Publix, the price of groceries is creeping up like gasoline. We are being had!

Basketball last night! Final Four time! I had planned to watch the second game with David. The Ohio State/Kansas game. We watched at Don’s Place.

Kansas won by two points. A surprise! Ohio state was favored.  Ohio State played a terrific first half. The second half belonged to Kansas, however. Kansas made Ohio State look inept in the second half.

I felt bad for David. He felt as I did last week when Syracuse lost.

Saw the first game also. The Kentucky/Louisville game. I was pulling for Louisville. I know Rick Pitino. Kentucky played great. As expected. Louisville played the best they could. And well. But were just a tat not as good as Kentucky last night.

Monday night is going to be big time! The final game. Kentucky and Kanas. If I were a betting man, my money would be on Kentucky.

A lot of friends at Don’s Place last night. Kurt bartending. Don floating around. Herschel, Erika, Boomer, John, Angus, etc. sitting around partying. Every night is party night in Key West.

Terri and Donna showed up. Their visit made the evening perfect!

Enjoy your Sunday!

Twitter got screwed up yesterday. I was hacked. Lisa telephoned me at 9 in the morning to tell me. Twitter had warned everyone. The hacked message that had gone out to all my Twitter viewers was to the effect I had a method for them to make money.

The first thing I did when I heard from Lisa was to write everyone not to open any direct mail from me. Thn I got Sloan on the problem. She had it all corrected in a short time. Everything ok now. Feel safe in using my Twitter account.

The problem did not occur with any of my other web sites.

It is good to be healthy and up and running normally every where again!

These weirdos who engage in this hacking sickness should have their testicles chopped off. If a woman, I know not an appropriate punishment.

My Internet show in the morning a success. How could it not be. I had Terri White as a guest.

The dialogue between us was light and informative. Covered the gambit of her recent Broadway successes in Finian’s Rainbow, Chicago and Follies, her family background, early musical experiences, and her same sex marriage with Donna Barnett.

Love Terri! Glad she was able to join me!

A couple of hours after the show, I took a walk. Outside this time. Smathers Beach from the airport to 1800 Atlantic and back. I was exhausted afterwards. It was home to bed and a nap.

I was in the mood to be alone last night. So I went to Hogfish. Grabbed a seat at the bar. Figured I would know no one and could quietly read the papers while eating. I was wrong. It is impossible to go to Hogfish and talk to no one. I ended up chatting with the local fisherman at the bar.

Received a call before I went out last night. My new glasses are ready. The prescription ones. Not the cheapie readers. I will be picking them up later this morning. They have transitional lenses. Needed here in Key West. First time I will ever have had them.

Tonight is the beginning of the Final Four. I am sad Syracuse did not make. Such is life!

I promised David I would watch the Ohio State game with him. It starts around 9. I assume we will watch at Don’s Place.

Enjoy your Saturday!

Friday!

Show time!

The Key West Lou Legal Hour. Ten my time. Broadcast world wide. www.konkbroadcasting.com.

Terrific show this morning.

I have a special guest. Broadway star Terri White. Plus some chatter re the Supreme Court and Obamacare, a Trayvon Martin update, in vitro children denied American citizenship, God on the football field, and more.

Join me! Join Terri and me!

Busy busy day yesterday.

Started with an early morning haircut. With the tantalizing Lori. Then hurried to the hospital for a chest x-ray. A long wait. The sign in staff apparently was on coffee break. I cancelled my gym appointment in the afternoon. No time. I worked fine tuning today’s Internet show.

Last night bocce! Always fun! Great people! A pleasure to play.

We won 2 out of 3 games. All tough. Both teams scratching for points. I played well. First time in weeks. Frankie was spectacular! He was blasting away big time. Everyone played a top game.

Stephanie Kaple is on another bocce team. She is Key West’s famous Island Shoe Girl. She invited me to be her guest for dinner Monday night. A pleasure.

Cheryl and Robert watched most of our match. Cheryl sat next to me on the bench. We made plans for dinner next Wednesday.

Remember…..watch my Internet show this morning!

Enjoy your day!

A short blog today!

My computer was screwed up this morning. This change over on Facebook is a pain! Had to get Sloan here early. She says the problem is with the Internet Explorer browser.

I don’t know. I don’t understand.

Sloan has bandaided me till tonight.

I hope you are all getting me, one way or another.

I have to hurry because I have to be at the hospital for a chest x-ray. Part of my annual physical.

Then a hair cut. Tonight bocce.

Yesterday was a manicure with Tammy. A lovely girl. Really a lady. She is so petite and quiet. She does not reflect her age.

Last night was the Yacht Club. Boys’ night out as I call it. Don, Kurt, David and Tino joined me for dinner. Never a dull moment when this group is together.

As the host, I arrived at the Yacht Club first. There was a new woman bartending. I had never seen her before. She did not know me either. She had to ask my name for billing purposes. She had to ask twice as she did not understand me the first time.

Then my guests arrived. The new female bartender says hello Don. Turns out she is Don’s outside bartender. I never drink at the outside bar. She never works at the inside bar. We had never met.

As Porky Pig was wont to say…..That’s all folks!

I am off to the hospital.

Enjoy your day! 

The first thing I did yesterday morning after writing my blog was to compose my next KONK Life column. I have to do each one at least 10 days prior to publication. The one I did yesterday will not appear till next week.

Oil companies are whores. The column was about one of them. Chevron. Its experiences with two spills.

In the early 1990s, Texaco dumped contaminated waste products into the tributaries of the Amazon River flowing through Ecuador. Some time thereafter, Chevron purchased Texaco and assumed its liabilities.

Chevron did not want to pay for the damage done to lives and the Ecuadorian rain forest as a result of the Texaco contamination. Chevron closed down its operations in Ecuador, laid its employees off, took their money out of Ecuadorian banks, and skipped town.

The Ecuadorians damaged now have an $18 billion dollar judgment they cannot collect. Chevron left no assets in Ecuador to attach.

Now comes Brazil. Late last year there was a rig spill in the Atlantic off the coast of Rio de Janiero. Chevron was operating the rig involved. Brazil was fearful Chevron would do the same thing it did in Ecuador. Skip town. No way. A Brazilian court banned 17 key Chevron and Ttransocean employees from leaving the country. Transocean of BP fame and the Gulf spill.

Chevron is now stuck in Brazil. Chevron will eventually be required to pay for what ever damages it is responsible.

Afterwards, I walked. Through my island. Key Haven. Two homes under significant construction. One two doors from mine. Someone bought a home on the ocean, tore it down and is now building a mammoth new home. The other is a major reconstruction of a standing home. Doubling its size. A block from me.

Both constructions are in the $2-4 million dollar range.

A sign that things are on the upswing? Hopefully.

I walked again after lunch in the afternoon. Key Haven for the second time. I am into this good health kick.

The second walk tired me out.

Sloan was in to work with me for a while at dinner time. Moving from Friend to Fan on Facebook is an ordeal.

I hurried into town after Sloan left. Son in law Corey was giving a talk on African cemeteries in Key West. The setting for the presentation was outside in front of the Mel Fisher Museum. Corey has been the Chief Archaeologist there for more than 25 years.

An excellent presentation. The Africans are buried in the Higgs Beach area near West Martello Fort on both sides of the street.

Then to the Chart Room. JJ and a bar of tourists. Had a drink and chatted a bit.

Stopped at Don’s Place on the way home. Bebe there. I have not seen her in months. She looked terrific, as usual. We hugged and kissed in greeting. Rob, Jimmy, John and Puff at Don’s also. I visited a while with Jimmy. We covered everything from painting to golf to the Green Parrot to his lady Joanie.

Finally to home and bed.

Enjoy your day!

What a glorious morning! Bright sun. No clouds. Blue sky. A breeze. The palm trees bending a bit. The water moving at a faster than normal clip.

A poem I learned in college comes to mind. A line went “…come down to Kew in lilac time, in lilac time, in lilac time, it isn’t very far from London.” Well friends, come down to Key West anytime…it isn’t far from anywhere. You will never know what you are missing unless you have been here.

Started yesterday with an 8:30 visit to Dr. Lefferts, my internet. Time for my annual physical. Yesterday was the preliminary stuff. Drawing blood (a gallon at least), urine sample, machines testing my blood flow everywhere but where I thought important, an EKG, tons of questions, etc. Two nurses. Took a whole hour.

Next week I get the physical physical by the doctor herself. The pushing and probing one.

I should not complain. In the last four years, Dr. Lefferts has diagnosed two heart problems. I said no. She said yes. I argued a bit. Finally succumbed to additional testing. She was right. I was wrong. The problems have been corrected. If she had not diagnosed them, I probably would be dead today.

It was fasting blood work. So nothing to eat before the test. Afterwards, I was hungry. Went over to I HOP for breakfast. Packed. Got a booth. Enjoyed an omelet. Read the Key West Citizen.

Then I walked. Home Depot. Twice around. I am mentally into a good health scenario again.

Ran into Mike at Home Depot. He used to be on our bocce team. He and I partnered up on many occasions. Then he stopped playing. He initially worked at Home Depot. Left to become assistant manager at K-Mart. Now he is back at Home Depot. And happy to be back!

I saw the eye doctor last week. No major problems. Needed an increase in my prescription. He asked if I had any special problems, Yes, watching TV while in bed. With or without glasses.

The doctor told me that was because my problem was with up close. Distance was basically good. Buy a pair of $10 reading glasses at a store. That will do the trick for TV watching. He stressed not to spend more than $10.

Good luck! You can’t find such glasses for $10 anymore. I went to Walgreen’s, K-Mart, Office Max, Publix, and the Dollar Store. There are a few at $15.95. Many at $19.95. A few even higher.

I still do not have the glasses. I am committed to finding them for $10.

Terri taped a show with Jenna yesterday. For viewing during the week. Channel 87. Three mornings this week. Jenna’s talk show. At 8:30. I am not sure which mornings.

Terri will be my guest on my Friday internet show. The Key West Lou Legal Hour. Ten in the morning my time. Listen in. I am confident our exchange will be revealing and occasionally humorous.

Dined alone last night at the Berlin Bar. The Berlin is the bar part of the A&B Lobster House. Sat at the bar. Marty and I used to visit Berlin’s often. Now no Marty, so I go infrequently. Marty introduced me to the Maine lobster appetizer. A meal in intelf. Filling and good!

Marty should come home to Kew.

New hurricane projection out. Predicts fewer hurricanes. It has to do with the warming tropical Pacific and the cooling tropical Atlantic. All Greek to me.

 I worry. These predictions are not reliable. Key West has been lucky the past  few years. No hurricanes. Generally the projection is for hurricanes. I am concerned now with the prediction for fewer hurricanes. It probably will be the worst hurricane season ever!

I hope not.

I have not said anything here, in my my newspaper column or on my internet show regarding Trayvon Martin.
I sense perhaps a lynch mob in the making. Including the President. Lets withhold judgment till all the facts are known.

Enjoy your day!

The people we meet!

Her name is Susan Lenz. I had the fortune/misfortune to make her acquaintance at the Syracuse/Ohio State game at the Sports Page Bar. She was seated at the table next to mine.

I had an instantaneous dislike for her. She was an Ohio state grad and fan. Happy Ohio State was winning. Confident through out the game.

An interesting woman. Were in not for her Ohio State connection, I would definitely have liked her.

Originally a midwesterner, Susan now lives in Columbia, South Carolina. She is in Key West completing a residency at the Studios of Key West. A big deal!

She is an artist. My time in Key West has taught me the term artist covers many talents. Creation seems to be the key. Susan is a fiber artist. She does her art work with needle and thread. Better stated, she expresses herself with needle and thread.

Susan joins old materials and meticulous handwork. The finished product, a work of art to be shared with the world.

I hope Susan and I meet up at a Syracuse/Ohio State game in the future and Syracuse whips Ohio State’s ass! Fair is fair.

Sunday dinner at Lisa’s yesterday. Vegetarian lasagna. The grandkids all excited. Corey’s parents were in from Tampa. We had a good time.

Tiger Woods won! After 2 1/2 years. He looked good in winning. Like the Tiger of old. His drives generally found the fairways. His putts were dropping. Even some long ones.

May Tiger return to the top for a long time to come.

I have an early doctor appointment thus morning. The start of my annual physical exam. Why I need one, I do not know. I see my doctors so frequently, this morning’s visit seems redundant.

Enjoy your day!

Ohio State 77, Syracuse 70.

I am in mourning.

Not really. Ohio State was the better team last night and deserved to win. Ohio State won because of its defense. Ironic. Syracuse is known for its defense. The Orange men had too much pressure put on them by the Ohio State defense. Syracuse could not get off 3s and could not make those driving lay ups they had made all season.

When Syracuse lost Fab Melo before the beginning of the tournament, I thought we would not get beyond the first game. Syracuse almost did not. Barely beat the # 16 seed. I thought we would lose the second game. Won it decisively.

I finally got religion before last night’s game. I figured Syracuse was now good enough with out Melo to win. My confidence must have been a hex.

I watched the game with Don and David at the Sports Page Bar. David an avid Ohio State fan. Don was supportive of Ohio State at the start of the game.

Only in Key West would I have the experience I suffered through last night.

Patrick owns the Sports Page Bar. He is an Ohio State graduate. I did not know. There were at least a 100 Ohio State fans watching the game at his sports bar. No exaggeration. One Syracuse fan. Me. No bullshit.

To make it even worse, at every time out and break, Patrick played loudly on the audio system the Ohio State marching song and other Ohio State songs. The Ohio State fans sang along.

I took a beating. It was a bad night all the way around.

Towards the end of the game, Don started swinging to Syracuse. Out of sympathy I suspect. He felt sorry for me.

I never bet. Do not believe in gambling. Last night I bet. David and I had a $20 wager. There too I lost.

My eulogy for Syracuse would be to the effect it was a good season. Who can argue with 32-3. The season was especially remarkable in view of the several extraneous problems with which the team was faced. Congratulations to Coach Boeheim and the team!

Enjoy your Sunday!