This is the night! Perhaps the best of Fantasy Fest! Toga Party!
The place Sloppy Joe’s. Inside and out. The street packed.
Men and women wearing white togas. More women than men. Togas skimpy.
It is negotiation time. The key for the ladies is to get as many beads as possible. The men want to see and the women are willing to show. First, the breasts. Then a move downward, front and back. Each a separate transaction. The lower the body part exhibited, the more expensive. Breasts go for one ring of beads. The southern exhibits, two or more.
Ain’t nothing under the toga or covering the privates.
I suspect I enjoy Toga Party best for three reasons. First, I am a voyeur. What a bad boy am I! Second, I am a man. Men are visual. We enjoy looking at naked women. Third, I never got to a toga party while in college. Remember the movie Animal House? I went to a Catholic college and we did not do those things.
Years ago, I would not have missed the Toga Party. In recent years, they are not as important any more. Tonight, I have bocce. Bocce supersedes toga. An age thing, I suspect.
I watched the Republican debates last night. Each Republican debate is worse than the previous one. I don’t understand. There is much talent on the stage. The moderators are a major problem. Last night’s were the worst. The questions stupid, no respect for the candidates, not fair with follow ups.
Mike Huckabee got into something close to my heart. Social Security. He talked about the $3 trillion the government in effect stole from the Social Security Fund.
My day yesterday began with the anti-gravity treadmill. The power went out while I was on the machine. About 10 minutes into my workout. Power failure common in the Keys. Some people left. Never know how long these things last. I waited it out. Locked into the treadmill. Power returned in fifteen minutes. I was glad I waited.
My next chore was to get the flat fixed. The tire was sitting on my back seat. With a rim in it, the tire would not fit in the Volkswagen Beetle trunk.
Got to Sears at noon. Told it would take to 4 or 5 before car was done. I suspected it would take that long. I was like 88th in line!
I left the car. Walked over to Regal Movies. I figured I would have lunch and then go to the movies. That would kill the 4-5 hours.
No afternoon movie available at the theater.
Enjoyed a two hour lunch at Outback. Read the newspapers. Left at 2. How long could I sit there? I even ordered a dessert to kill time.
Then to T.J. Max and Sears. Looked over men’s clothes. Not much time killed. Looked at everything else, except ladies’ underwear.
It was now three o’clock. Where was I to go? I was at the Sears Shopping Center without a car. I opted to return to the tire facility. My car was still in the lot. Had not been touched yet. Asked the guy about when. He said many still ahead of you. About five o’clock.
Went into Sears’ waiting room. Air conditioning not working well. Slept off and on.
Finally, the car was finished at 5:30. They could not find a hole. Did not know why tire went flat. Cost, $24.
I am concerned it will go flat again. We shall see. The tire is only six months old.
I hurried home to watch the debates which began at 6. First thing I did was pour myself a gin. Then blended into the recliner chair to watch.
I was tired.
Never got to watch the Royals/Mets game. Mets down 2. Next two games in New York should be interesting. The Royals almost won the World Series last year. I think they are committed this year and will be difficult to deny.
This week’s KONK Life column Boudicca, Warrior Queen linked to my Key West Lou website this morning. keywestlou.com.
Syracuse plays Florida State saturday. Syracuse a 20.5 underdog at the moment.
Bocce tonight. Play Larry’s team. We are tied with his team in third place. Serious business tonight.
Enjoy your day! If you are in Key West, add to it. Visit Toga tonight at Sloppy Joe’s!
I enjoyed the debate last night. Maybe the general public is at last realizing just how slanted the lame stream media is.
The moderators and their actions were despicable and it was obvious. CNBC should be ashamed of itself. I enjoyed the reactions from the audience.
All the candidates joined together after Cruz called the moderators on their deplorable conduct in a polite and civil manner and rose far above the moderators.
Any of the candidates would be a far better president than anyone the democrats are offering.
“Mike Huckabee got into something close to my heart. Social Security. He talked about the $3 trillion the government in effect stole from the Social Security Fund.”
Finally, the “Huck” said something sensible and true! Let’s ignore all his other drivel.
“Any of the candidates would be a far better president than anyone the democrats are offering.”
Sorry, Patrick I can’t hear Ben Carson and when he speaks he scares me. Putin would body slam him. I do like Rubio who might have it. The rest…clown car bound.
That CNBC babe’s was so hoarse or something strange that I hated to hear her obnoxious questions. Even with an appealing voice, I’d still hate to hear her questions ha.