A DOUBLE PISS DAY

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A strange title. Apropos, however.

Yesterday was heart catherization day. My fourth. I am accustomed to the procedure.

Brought a book with me to pass the time away waiting. Crazy Shit Presidents Said. An interesting comment by President Johnson……Making a speech on economics is like pissing down your leg. It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

Fits President Trump and Speaker Ryan perfectly.

My second encounter with urination involved me personally. Two arm incisions made to perform the procedure. The one in the wrist was for artery entry.

The arteries pump blood rapidly. Much faster than the veins. The artery incision was made in my right wrist. A lot of pressure following the procedure to close the incision. A big bandage. Part of the bandage was a sort of cellophane surrounding the gauze. Cellophane 2 inches wide.

They had been pumping fluids into me for two hours before the procedure and then an hour after. To rid my kidneys of whatever else was pumped into me. Came a time I had to piss.

I was wearing the usual hospital gown. Open in back.

A nurse escorted me to the bathroom. Admonished me not to bend my wrist.

Good luck! I lifted the front of the gown with my left hand. Took hold of my penis with my right. Had to bend the wrist to get at it.

It happened! Opened the incision. Blood spurting. Over me and the gown.

Panicsville by the nurse. Told her I did nothing but go for my penis. Whatever, she laughed. Told the other nurses. They laughed. Even I laughed. I was not concerned.

The wrist was rewrapped. This time a 10 inch splint was placed on my wrist guaranteeing I would not bend it.

The procedure was done at the Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood. Very impressive. A campus of buildings. I was in the Outpatient one. Several stories high. Each floor thousands of feet.

Everyone appeared to enjoy being employed there. I never have seen such a happy group of workers anywhere.

I was instructed to arrive at the hospital at 7:30. Stayed overnight at a hotel. Received a call the afternoon before. Time moved up. Be here at 6:30. Ok. Received another call later. New time, 5:30. I was afraid the front desk would not wake me at 4. I woke at 1 and remained awake till 4.

On the way to Hollywood, stopped at Costco in Homestead. My first Costco visit. I was impressed! Food prices so cheap. Bought a lot. Also saw a computer monitor for sale. Tim Reynolds suggested I get one. I need larger print. No matter how good the glasses, eyes do not function well in old age.

Found one on sale. $50 off. Cost now $150. Bought it. I have not set it up yet. Going to be wild. It is like a huge TV screen.

Still the night before. Did not want to lay around in my room. Went to Billy’s Stone Crab Restaurant. Great stone crabs! Like Joe’s. With a side of hash browns, three gins and a piece of key lime pie.

Another first. Took Uber from the hotel and back. Fantastic! Cheap!

Today a sad day in history. John Kennedy was assassinated this date in 1963. The end of Camelot.

A Key West friend has died. Joan Povel Cornell.

Joan lived through the London blitz. While in Paris following the war, she met her love of 63 years, Woody. An obviously loving couple. Woody especially attentive to Joan.

We saw much of each other 15-20 years ago. Then for whatever reason, rarely. I would run into Joan and Woody in Publix every two years. Always agreed to call each other for dinner. Sadly, never happened.

I knew Joan had been sick the past several years. She and Woody’s name came up at my eye Doctor visit last week. Dr. Douville reminded me that he and I had first met at a sunday brunch at the Cornell’s 18 years earlier.

A good woman gone! A new bright star in the sky! Poor Woody, alone.

Local Alabama Evangelistic ministers supporting Roy Moore. To an extreme. His personal minister said yesterday…..More women are sexual predators than men.

Trump indicated support of Moore yesterday. Proves politics is more important than the election of a pedophile and woman abuser.

Staying with Trump a moment, he is lacking in sympathy. He has no heart.

Haiti suffered a powerful  earthquake in 2010. Haiti before and since, the poorest nation in the Americas. Obama took in 60,000 refugees on temporary residency permits. The 60,000 have become acclimated to the U.S. Hard workers. Some became college educated. Many had children. The children automatically U.S. citizens.

The parents will be deported back to Haiti. What of the children?  The word is most will remain to be raised in American homes.

No reason to return anyone to Haiti after almost 8 years. Typical Trump cruelty.

Irma and me. Heard from the publisher. Irma and Me is available at more that Amazon. It is also available from Barnes and Noble and KoboBooks. Also at the Absolutely Amazing eBooks website.

Consider Irma and Me as a Xmas gift or stocking stuffer.

Driving back from Hollywood yesterday, the trip took me through Marathon south to Cudjoe. Irma still evident. In certain parts, like a war zone.

Enjoy your day!

Tomorrow the turkey!

ISABELLA

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Met Isabella last night. A lovely lady.

Isabella is a 2 year old Old English Sheep Dog. Her master/owner/caretaker Tim Reynolds.

Tim is an old friend from more than 20 years back. Tim for 13 years was the Chef at Square One. A top chef at a top restaurant. He and owner Michael Stewart a team.

Tim now lives in the St. Petersburg area. In Key West for a few days.

We had dinner together last night at Salute’s. Tim, Barbara and me.

Tim greeted me outside Salute’s with Isabella. I was overwhelmed at first. Isabella full grown. Awesome.

Tim takes excellent care of Isabella. She was decked out in pink bows. Her coat shining. She behaved like a lady during dinner. Laid by the table and rarely moved.

Golf is not a cheap sport to play. Green fees expensive. The Key West Golf Course consistent with the national trend in that regard.

Fifty years ago, Key West golfers complained. The price of a round of golf on the weekend was raised to $3.50.

Al Roker was in Key West last week. For the Today show. Highlighting hurricane relief efforts in the Keys. Fifty one first responders were honored. The event took place at the Margaritaville Resort.

Sexual harassment in the news big time. Will continue to be.

You would assume female sexual harassment unchallenged is centuries old. Not so. I was surprised to learn that in ancient Rome female sexual harassment was not tolerated. Terms used in those days were accosting, stalking and abducting. Female sexual assault was considered contrary to good morals.

Recall last year’s Keystone pipeline furor. In North Dakota. The Sioux Indians involved.

Keystone people stated the pipeline was safe. Leakage would not be a problem.

Obama had rejected the pipeline on environmental grounds. Trump made Keystone a key plank in his energy policy. A federal permit to proceed with the pipeline’s construction was issued by the Trump administration in March.

The pipeline runs through several States. Last week, an underground leak occurred in South Dakota. Keystone claims the leak only 5,000 barrels and contained. Hopefully so.

In any event, this is only the beginning. All pipelines leak. This one is merely the first of many to come.

Yesterday was the 154th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. Lincoln’s brief but famous words. He spoke of “…..government of the people, by the people, for the people” not perishing from the earth.

Take heed of Lincoln’s words. We are losing the government he described.

Forget not Irma and Me. The book is available on amazon.com.

Charles Manson died yesterday at the age of 83. Hard to describe the man. He was evil personified. Despicable.

A cult leader, he was responsible for the deaths of seven people over a period of two nights in August 1969 in the Los Angeles area.

His group’s first victim was actress Sharon Tate. Eight months pregnant, she was stabbed 16 times.

Manson received life in prison. Never paroled.

Tomorrow I am undergoing a heart catheterization at a Hollywood hospital. Which sadly means no blog tomorrow and perhaps also wednesday. In addition, my tuesday podcast Tuesday Talk with Key West Lou will not air.

Worry not. I will be back. This is my fourth heart catheterization. Not a big deal unless the doctor screws up.

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A THRILL TO BE BACK

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A definite thrill to be back! Missed doing the blog. Missed sharing with you.

I hope everything works correctly at this point.

Many have suggested I get a new computer. That was my immediate thought. However those who work with me felt otherwise.

Recognize that I am 82. Not competent when it comes to technology. An age and generational thing. I still use a Windows 7. Sloan and Tim believe learning Windows 10 would be too much for me.

I agree.

Spent the past few days researching Tuesday’s podcast. A ton of topics. Including the female onslaught on men who need to learn a lesson or two when it comes to respect and sex.

Friday night was Pier One at the Pier House. Stone crabs again! They now have medium sized. Still $24 a pound. Still delicious.

Enjoyed dinner with Diana Millikan. She had just returned to Key West. Diana has been working with me on a book I hope to publish late next year. A history of Key West prostitution. Difficult to research. Like digging ditches. Written material hard to come across. Diana has a talent for locating such material.

However, we have found information going back to the 1600’s. Male to male prostitution. Nothing changes in
Key West.

Barbara came in last night. Drove from Utica. I am having a heart catherization Tuesday in Miami. She is here to accompany me.

I continue to learn.

Leonard Bernstein spent considerable time in Key West in 1941. If alive, Bernstein would have been 100 years old next year. St. Paul’s has opted to do a series of impromptu concerts celebrating Bernstein. They begin in January. Each will have some portion dedicated to Bernstein. The final concert will be totally dedicated to him.

While in Key West, Bernstein wrote Sonata for Clarinet and Piano. More importantly, began work on Conch Train. He never completed nor published Conch Train.

Conch Train is significant, however. Conch Train provided material for West Side Story.

We are entering a new age as regards women and sex. An abuse situation requiring correction for centuries. My concern is male abuse as women come forth with various claims. Joe Biden an example.

It started two days ago on You Tube.

As Vice-President, Biden was at the swearing in of new Senators in the well of the Senate. He stood with a new Senator’s family who were also there for the event. If a little girl was part of the group, Biden would either pick her up or bend over and kiss her on the head. Also mumble a few words.

Video of several of these encounters were run on You Tube charging Biden with pedophilia. Some Biden words even suggested the same. Subsequently, it was discovered the words were dubbed in.

Whatever, the Biden videos have spread all over the internet.

Males are sexually abused also. The most recent story comes out of Yukon, Oklahoma. A 22 year old female high school science teacher was having relations with a teen age male student.                                                                    student.

The wrong runs both ways. Though more so as regards women being abused by men.

Irma and Me published! Available for purchase on amazon.com.

New York Times columnist David Brooks had some apt words for the proposed Republican tax bill: “…..a dressed up version of the spoils system: more money for my political friends and less for my political foes.”

The bill has significant tax cuts for the rich at the expense of the middle class and poor. Don’t buy the bullshit the Republicans are spreading. They should be ashamed!

Syracuse played Louisville yesterday. I turned off the TV when Louisville was winning by more than 40 points.

Always next year.

Enjoy your Sunday!

I’M BACK!

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In the words of General MacArthur, I have returned.

Finally!

Computer totally rebuilt. Sloan putting things back in. I asked Tim Reynolds who did the repair work why not buy a new one. He said no because he thought it would take me forever to learn a new one. He knows me and my capabilities.

The message of the day is Irma and Me has been published. It is available on amazon.com.

I have been without a computer for more than a week. A definite void in my life. On the other hand, I felt I was on vacation. The mornings were mine.

I was able to do Key West Lou Live on my cell phone. My tuesday night podcast on my land line.

Tomorrow’s blog will be back to normal subject wise.

Glad to back!