The last couple of days have been interesting. Screw ups galore!

It began two days ago. I thought I needed a new driver’s license. Mine had expired on my birthday July 6. I had Steve drive me to the place to renew. Near the original Publix. A one hour wait. Not comfortable. Chairs hard. Between the heart surgeries last year and the abdominal blood leak this year, I lost considerable weight. From around 260 pounds down to 161. Meant no ass flesh. I was now sitting on anal bone.

When my turn came, I walked to my spot, explained my recent 58 day stay in 4 hospitals, how my license had expired, etc. The attendant checked my license. She said…..Still good! Does not expire till 2028. I had improperly read my license. Thought it expired this year on my birthday.

All ok, except I had a very sore ass!

Today another screw up day of sorts. Needed Steve again. Still not driving. Needed a haircut. At least 4 months since the last one. He drove me to Blown Away and Lori. Using a walker to get around.

Lori did a magnificent job! Took 4 months of wild hair and basically shaved it all off. Unfortunately, Lori does not do beards. This I knew. My next stop was Steve driving me to CVS on Stock Island. I needed to buy a beard shaver. Thirty five dollars later, I had one. 

We then drove down the street to Roostica for lunch on me.

I enjoyed a tender piece of mozzarella buried in a green pesce sauce covered with thin slices of prosciutto. I also ordered a side dish of thick slices of toasted bread soaked in butter. Delicious! I wanted Steve to enjoy it also. He ordered spaghetti and meatballs. Since neither of us drink any longer, it was diet Pepsis for the two of us.

The meal was excellent! Our company good!

Called Corey when I got home. Wanted him to stop by to show me how to shave my beard. He came by about an hour later with Lisa. In between, I fell again. This time in my mall abode. My ass and wheeled desk chair did not meet. When I went to sit, I ended up on the floor banging my right temple, right elbow and right hip. It was my hip that concerned me.

Lisa chastised me of course for falling. Like I did it on purpose. Still sore this morning. No serious damage. I called nurse Nancy Brown and ran it by her. I will be in touch with Dr. Norris this morning.

I still have to shave. A four month beard. Going to trim. Want to wear a short beard for a while.

Sad news this morning. Hulk Hogan died at 71. An occasional Key West visitor. Good friend to Bobby Mongelli.

News indicates Trump an unwelcome traveler through Scotland at the moment. He is visiting his golf clubs. Scots do not like him. Soon most Americans will dislike him.

Uber is now going to permit female drivers. Ask and you will receive.

If you get a parking ticket in a foreign country, expect to pay it in the U.S. Italian tickets being honored here now.

Gaza a disgrace. Starvation rampant. Something has to be done. How would the Jews feel if the situation were reversed?

In Belgium, 90 year olds have forgotten bingo. They prefer dancing!

Columbia University has agreed to pay Trump a $200 million fine. Cowards! Universities should stand and fight! 

Egypt not the home of oldest mummies. It is Chile by 2,000 years!

Trump and Murdoch/Wall Street Journal in a $10 billion defamation lawsuit initiated by Trump. Doesn’t this guy ever give up?

Florida sucks when it comes to book censorship. It is the number one state in book censorship.

Will let you know tomorrow how today’s shaving works out.

Enjoy your day!