THE PERFECT FITTING CONDOM

 

I did my blog talk radio show last night. Tuesday Talk with Key West Lou. One of the topics was concerned with wasteful government spending. Condoms the issue.

We live in a time when the House of Representatives has voted to cut back food stamps $40 billion over ten years, $9 billion already cut this year for failure to renew a different  food stamp  program. Congress continues to fail reauthorizing the $300 per week to the long time unemployed. During the last government shut down, the milk for babies program and school lunches came to a halt. Republicans clamor to cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

The federal budget is gigantic. A lot of room in its pages for small stupid things to be buried. Wasteful items. The perfect fitting condom is one of them.

Congress authorized the National Institute of Health to award a $224,000 grant to a Georgia based condom company. The purpose of the grant was to create the perfect fitting condom. Stated another way, condoms for every size and shape. The goal of the study was to come up with 95 different sized condoms. The number 95 is amusing. From shirts to pants to dresses to blouses to skirts to shoes, none has 95 different sizes. Not even close.

Part of the study included coming up with a method by which the penis could be measured. We don’t want anyone purchasing the wrong size!

For those who may be unaware, condoms presently come in two or three sizes. Regular and maxi. I am not sure if small.

Congress stated there was a legitimacy to the study. Apparently condoms are not being used enough by men. The reason alleged is that they are uncomfortable. If properly sized, the problem would disappear. A medical reason was involved, also. The greater use of condoms would result in a  reduction of STDs.

We actually pay our Congressmen to come up with such goodies! We really do!

I suspect the real reason might be that a political favor was owed to the Georgia company which resulted in the grant. Or maybe the study is a legitimate scientific one. You decide.

The weather. Getting cold. Sixty nine degrees at the present time.

It will be 62 during the night. Through sunday, the temperature will be in the 60s by day and 50s by night.

Cold!!!!!

I know. I should not complain. Better than the  -20 they are experiencing up north.

Enjoy your day!

3 comments on “THE PERFECT FITTING CONDOM

  1. HURT OF CONDOM
    WHICH USED AS CONTRACEPTIVE
    TO PREVENT PREGNANCY IN
    WOMEN
    _______________________

    When the man using
    CONDOMS
    As contraceptive the woman
    Become mad and crazy… this duo to the semen of
    Man is remaining In the CONDOMS
    And it was not ejaculated and dropping in
    Vagina of women there is not sweet taste for
    Sex meeting .
    Like that you are drinking tea or coffee with out
    Sugar the coffee or tea is not sweet it is bitter.

    Semen
    Of man is like Sugar it make the coitus and
    Sex meeting sweet to woman
    The sex meeting
    Sweet With out
    CONDOMS
    When man is not Using
    CONDOMS
    In sex meeting with woman the
    Semen of man will Ejaculated and dropping and
    Falling in vagina of Woman then the semen is
    Absorbed by vagina wall and inter the blood
    Circulation and reached the brain
    Then the women mind become in a convenience
    Mood and good feeling she is not be a Madden Or Crazy woman
    ______________________

    ADVICE FOR YOU
    _______________________
    To good enjoy and pleasure in your sexual live
    And good ERECTION of your CLITORIS i give
    You this ADVICE

    STOP

    Practice reading and writing
    Because practice reading and writing
    Loosening and lowering the SEXUAL ability and power of you.
    GO TO LIVE IN Villages and forestry far from cities and towns
    Practice READING and WRITING make you unusual
    Woman or SODOMITE (SODOMY) women.
    __________________________________
    SO WE HAVE NEW METHOD FOR
    CONTRACEPTION
    ————————————————————————————————–
    BARLEY AS CONTRACEPTIVE AND
    SEX TONIC FOR MEN AND WOMEN
    ___________________________

    BREAKFAST
    * Barley loaf – bread
    * Margarine
    * Jam
    * Tea or coffee
    ________________________

    LUNCH
    * Barley loaf – bread
    * Grill ham
    * Salad – (Cucumber, celery, Pepper, lettuce)
    * Pickly – mayonnaise
    * Pepsi cola
    ______________________________

    DINNER
    * Barley loaf – bread
    * Fried egg in vegetable oil – With out shaking the yolk
    * Prawns
    * Oyster
    * Shrimp
    * Salad -(Cucumber, celery, pepper, lettuce)
    ___________________________________

    IT IS FORBIDDEN TO EAT THE
    Following FOOD cause it increase
    Fertility in WOMEN and MEN
    —————————————–
    * RICE
    * HONEY
    * FRUITS = (DATE – GRAPE – FIG – APPLE –
    APRICOT – BANANA – PEACH ……..etc)
    * OVINE MEAT (SHEEP)
    * BOVINE MEAT (COW)
    * FISH
    ________________________________________________________

    The statistical indication of Successfulness of this method is finding
    Out in population of
    CHINA
    Cause they depend on RICE since old or ancient times .
    _______________

  2. Unfortunately it’s about “crony capitalism”. Food stamps was never for “the poor”; it was cover to reward the Big Agriculture. “Milk” price supports were a payoff to the Dairy lobby. The 200k$ for condoms was the same.

    “Unemployment benefits” aew not for the unemployed; it justifies an absurd “insurance” program with lots of positions for bureaucrats, who just happen to be relatives or party hacks. Bear in mind that if you’re out of work for 18 months, you’re not find ign a job anytime soon. And, if we were serious, then unemployment insurance would be for “the poor”. If we were serious, we’d be helping people find work. If we were serious, there would not be “minimum wage”.

    Oh, you thought the minimum wage was for “the poor”? Silly rabbit. It’s a payoff to the Unions and the bureaucrats. When the minimum wage goes up, there is less competition of runion work. And, everyone salary table gets a bump.

    And that’s why the rate of minority youth unemployment is absurd.

    And, that’s why McDonalds is studying how to automate burger flipping. Good for fat old white guy injineers; not so good for the youngsters.

    Argh!

    Liberalism. Killing with “kindness”.

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