Many times it has been said…..In my next life, I want to be a dog. Most dogs have eternally been well treated by their owners.
Such may soon change. A cow’s life may be a better. A milking cow’s life.
Yesterday’s Wall Street Journal carried an enlightening article on the new Dairy Queens.
A happy cow apparently is a cash cow. Dairy Queens produce more milk!
It is a new life for milk cows. Soothing classical music is played in milking rooms, fans and sprinklers to mimic spring breezes, robotic back-scratching sessions. Plus, manure clean floors and climate controlled barns. Cows milked when they want to by robotic machines. Perhaps the best, cows sleep on water beds.
Farmers believe cow cuddling to be critical. Free from stress.
It’s goodbye to a dog’s life, hello to a cow’s life!
My day began with a haircut with Lori. Always interesting. Fifteen years now she has been cutting my hair. Then I had hair. No more today. A once over with #1 on the electric razor and I am done.
Lori never wants to charge me. She says she does nothing. I always leave her $20. It makes me feel like I still have a head of hair.
Harpoon Harry’s for lunch. Hot turkey sandwich. Read the papers. Followed by a walk around the waterfront.
Last night at 6 at the Tropic cinema, the lecture I have been waiting for. The Jewish Underground Rail Road in Key West. The room was packed.
Primarily those of Jewish extraction. I may have been the only gentile. While waiting for the doors to open, a Jewish friend asked if I was waiting to see a movie. No, I told him. The lecture. He looked at me with a some what surprised expression.
I would like to say the lecture was fantastic! Off the wall! I cannot. I slept through the whole thing. For shame!
I dozed off as it was starting. Woke during the question/answer period. Fortunately, I sat in the last row end seat. The only one who knew I was sleeping was the woman next to me.
From the question/answer period. Stalin was anti-Semitic. He killed and threw Jews out of eastern Europe countries controlled by him through the 1920s.
America was anti-Semitic during the same years. Warren Harding in 1921 and Calvin Coolidge in 1924 had legislation passed limiting Jewish immigration. I have to add, Italian also.
History records both immigration laws as rigging the system against Jews.
Don’t ask me how the Jews got to Key West. I slept through that portion. However once here, there were underground tunnels in Key West. they hid and/or were moved through them to safety.
After the lecture, it was off to the Chart Room. Congenial John bartending. Ken and Alice there. Two people who worked hard, raised a family and now have almost totally settled in Key West. Purchased a home on White Street. Both always good company.
Things I learn. Gatorade is a Florida discovery. It was conceived in a University of Florida lab in 1965.
Today is Joseph’s birthday! Joseph, former manager of Hot Tin Roof. He and I are celebrating his birthday together tonight at Berlin’s.
Enjoy your day!