My interest in politics took over yesterday.
With the Democratic primary over and all this talk of Hillary as VP, I spent the morning at the coffeee house on Duval sipping coffee and reading the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and New York Post. Their editorial and columnist writings on the Hillary subject were exciting. As I had anticpated they would be.
Dinner last night was at the Commodore with friends. The place was basically empty, as all other restaurants in Key West at this time of the year. However the food and company were good. And so was the bill! I was glad I was not paying.
Then I took a walk over to Irish Kevin’s. I had not been there since Mike Yutzy and his friends were in town.
Met a nice young lady at the bar. Actually nice does not adequately describe her. Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!
She was from Indiana.
Somehow the conversation got into dildos. Don’t ask me how. I don’t know. But all of a sudden we were there and she was telling me all kinds of things. Note that I am old enough to be her grandfather!
She told me she had to throw her dildo away. She could not wash it any longer.
I told her to buy a new one.
“Dude,” she said, “I can’t pay the rent! You want me to buy a new dildo!”
I was impressed. Her priorities were properly placed.
Or were they?
I was home in bed, alone, by 9:30 and sleeping well before 10.